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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ores Mined:	520	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	247468
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mines Excavated:	4270	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	9337	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	3424
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Potions Brewed:	95
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	514	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	7289

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	7620
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	987

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	5245	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Votes:	7610	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	81	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Crops Grown:	9852

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

Players:	102/600	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0