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Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Votes:	6679	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8191	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchantments Applied:	200
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1092	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	3502	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Votes:	1409
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

Players:	102/900	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Vanishing Items Found:	2