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Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	193	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	234
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3609	Buildings Constructed:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Void Armor Forged:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	381
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bismarck

Agriculture mods, bismarck, building, building mods, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods
Many Building Mods

Useful Links

Modlist

Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk set in the year 1836.
What are some server features?	Features include Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Is there a Stock Market in the game?	Yes, there is a Stock Market feature on the server.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the IP address bismarck.minecraft.bz in your Minecraft client.

Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2

1.20.2, A, Analysis, Anime Community, artwork, Character development, critique, discussion, Fandom, Feedback, Manga, manga artist, Manga community, manga readers, manga series, opinion, Plot, review, Sasha’s manga, Sasha’s work, SASHAS, storytelling, Thoughts, world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.

Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.

And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.

Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.

So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!

RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

aspirations, buy a mansion, charity donations, Dream car, dream life, dream vacation, extravagant spending, financial freedom, Generosity, goals, help others, invest wisely, lavish purchases, live comfortably, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, RichCraft, secure future, smp, SpendItAll, success, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	1947

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

BlockyBedBlunders

awkward hookup, awkward sexual experience, bad sex, BlockyBedBlunders, cringeworthy experience, cringeworthy hookup, disappointing intimacy, disappointing sex, embarrassing bedroom moment, embarrassing sex, failed intimacy, failed sexual encounter, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regrettable encounter, regrettable sex, uncomfortable moment, uncomfortable sex, worst hookup, worst sexual encounter, worst sexual experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

WHOvsCOVID Minecraft Server

China, China Covid data, Covid data collaboration, Covid data sharing, Covid-19 data, Data sharing guidelines, Data sharing protocols, Data transparency, Global data sharing, global health, global health crisis, Health information sharing, International cooperation, International health organizations, Minecraft, pandemic response, public health, public health crisis, Server, Share Covid data, Who, WHOvsCOVID, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to share all your covid data, man. the World Health Organization is all up in here, telling China to spill the beans on everything. join us and be part of the craziest data-sharing party ever! we got scientists, we got doctors, we even got some zombies (but don’t worry, they’re friendly). come join the fun and help save the world, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret lab where you can create your own vaccines? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s kick covid’s butt together!

DroneWarsMC: Russian Retreat

ABANDON, Conflict, Defense, drone threat, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Key town, Map, Military, military strategy, Retreat, Russian, russian aggression, Russian troops, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, WARFARE

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with a twist! russian troops are abandoning key towns because of DRONES! yes, you heard that right, DRONES! join us and experience the thrill of warfare from the safety of your blocky world. build your own drone army and dominate the battlefield. who needs tanks and soldiers when you have drones, am i right? so what are you waiting for? join now and show those russian troops who’s boss!

BlockyBrains: Youth Edition

“Youth, addiction, adolescents, Behavior, BlockyBrains, brain development, brain structure, cognitive function, Development, Differences, early use, Edition, long-term effects, mental health, neurological differences, neuroscience, Risk, study, substance abuse, substance use, substance use intervention, substance use prevention, Teenage Brain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
New Chunks Explored:	525159	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3012
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	9288	Orbs of Power Found:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain structure? well, u found it, my dude! our server is so lit that it will make ur brain bigger and better than ever before.

we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.

and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!

Medieval Unlimited

Biomes, BUILD, challenge, Create, decorations, enemies, Exploration, Features, Furniture, Immersive, Map, Medieval, Realism, Religion, Rituals, Sandbox, Siege, smp, Themed, Unlimited, Upgrades, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	1333	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Medieval Unlimited Minecraft Server

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/r5r7mbCU

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.
Explore our seemingly endless custom map with 20km of playable area and 55+ handcrafted biomes.
Build with 500+ new blocks including custom furniture and decorations.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can create your own kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Are there unique survival mechanics?	Yes, there are realistic survival mechanics like food spoilage, stamina, thirst, and more.
Is there a fully fleshed out Achievements system?	Yes, challenge yourself to complete a fully fleshed out Achievements system on the server.
Can I participate in themed building competitions?	Yes, you can compete against other Kingdoms in themed building competitions for grand rewards.

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Beginner, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, experienced, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, Fusion, hdg, IllustriousXL Information, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, LoRAs, models, OP Pasta, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Stirrups edition, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, VG, vtai, ydg

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU madness, and OP pasta that will blow your mind! Plus, we got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and fetish content for days! And don’t even get me started on the related boards – /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, /y/ydg – it’s a wild ride, man! So come on, join us and let’s get degen together!

WindowlessWomenAreaCraft

Afghanistan, Bans, CONSERVATIVE, cultural norms, extremism, gender inequality, gender segregation, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, leader, oppressive measures, overlooking, privacy, religious restrictions, social control, Taliban, Taliban regime, WindowlessWomenAreaCraft, windows, women’s areas, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3566
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Taliban leaders banning windows overlooking women’s areas! Like, who even thinks of dat stuff? It’s like a whole new level of protection for dem ladies. Plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts rainbows! So come on, join da fun and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on!

Blocky Incognito Boss

#undercover mission, behind the scenes, blocky, Boss, company secrets, corporate culture, corporate leadership, Employee morale, employee recognition, employee relations, executive disguise, hidden identities, incognito, management style, reality tv, tv show, uncovering truth, Undercover Boss, undercover experience, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics, workplace hierarchy, workplace transparency

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually undercover bosses in disguise, like, nobody knows who is who, it’s a total mystery, man. you could be mining diamonds next to the ceo of a big company and not even know it, crazy right? join our server for the ultimate undercover experience and see if you can spot the secret bosses among us. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets and become the ultimate undercover boss yourself. so come on, join now and let the mystery unfold, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

PixelMed AI: Trusty Data Quality

Accuracy, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Assessment, BIAS, data, data quality, Ethics, Healthcare, healthcare data, machine learning, Medical research, Medicine, METRIC-framework, PixelMed, Precision, Quality, Reliability, systematic review, Technology, transparency, trustworthy AI, trusty, validation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	508
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i got a server for u! this server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. but wait, there’s more! on this server, we have a secret METRIC-framework that assesses data quality for trustworthy AI in medicine. yea, u heard me right, we’re like the doctors of minecraft, curing all the pixelated ailments with our fancy AI. so come join us, and let’s save some blocky lives together!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3