CAVE RAIDERS – Where we mine and dine, but never whine! No griefing, just good times! v1.21 Java

Adventure, BUILD, cave, chambers, Community, Dine, Discord, Explore, Friends, Good, Griefing, java, Join, Minecraft, mobs, new, planetminecraft, Play, Players, Raiders, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, sword, Times, update, v1.21, Vanilla, Whine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9149
Void Gems Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	3095	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Semi Vanilla Server
Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Semi Vanilla
Rules	No cheating, be nice, explore, build, and have fun
Server IP	caveraiders.minecraft.best
Discord	Discord Server
Planetminecraft	Planetminecraft Page

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple – no cheating, be nice to others, explore, build, and have fun!

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP caveraiders.minecraft.best in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server here for discussions and announcements.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server has unique chambers and new mobs in the 1.21 update. You can explore them by visiting “/visit chambers” in-game.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Magic Items Found:	1248	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchantments Applied:	114	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Potions Brewed:	100
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7323	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	5655
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	174	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4085	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	117	Runes Activated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!