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SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2860	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1368	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	New Chunks Explored:	981637

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
New Chunks Explored:	692693	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Farms Harvested:	489
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Towns Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Star Shards Collected:	217	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1185
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3100	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Players Killed by Monsters:	7151
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	209
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	410	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

Players:	96/200	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7582	Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13