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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mines Excavated:	2986
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5189
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	146
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6867	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2764
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1825
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	7000
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Mines Excavated:	3878

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	263
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchantments Applied:	127
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	3131	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

Players:	101/600	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	411
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16