CatFactsMC SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	9236

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

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Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2410	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	986957	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	393
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Close Call Craft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	306
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Buildings Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!