CatFactsMC SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	224	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3120	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Potions Brewed:	111	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Votes:	7962	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Potions Brewed:	171	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	257
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Votes:	6524

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchantments Applied:	272

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8989	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	205
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	151
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	7136
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!