CatCraftMurderPractice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats are the rulers and they’re all, like, training to be ultimate murderers. like, they’re not just cute and fluffy, they’re actually plotting to take over the world. but, like, in a funny way, you know?

join our server and witness the chaos as cats roam around, sharpening their claws and plotting their next move. you’ll never look at your pet cat the same way again, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary catnip sword to defeat the evil cat overlords. it’s like, the most intense quest ever, dude.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the cat revolution. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master cat assassin yourself. meow. 🐱🔪

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Doggo Craft Minecraft Server

adorable, Animal lover, Animals, bros, canine companion, Craft, cute, dog person, DOGGO, doggy kisses, four-legged friend, furry buddy, furry friend, little guy, man’s best friend, Minecraft, noses, pet, pet owner, pet therapy, Petting, puppy love, Server, wagging tail

Hey gamers, forget about being a dog person because on our server, you can have a pet creeper that you can poke noses with! That’s right, imagine the thrill of bonding with a creeper and not having to worry about it exploding in your face. Join us for the ultimate pet experience and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs dogs when you can have explosive companions instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger issues, animal communication, bizarre reaction, chimp out, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, emotional response, Fish, irrational behavior, mental breakdown, mental health, Minecraft, Outburst, primate behavior, psychological triggers, smp, strange reaction, stress response, Talking, talking fish, unexpected reaction, unusual behavior, unusual situation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HaterMom Minecraft Server

AITAH, annoyance, co parenting, Communication, CoParenting, custody schedule, family dynamics, fortnite, gaming time., HATER, HaterMom, headphones, Jealousy, Minecraft, Mother, playing together, Server, shared responsibilities, Son, teamwork, video games, WIN

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Towns Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

10. Acceptance, 11. Moving forward, 12. Holding on, 13. Release, 14. Coping with loss, 15. Emotional struggle, 16. Learning to let go, 17. Saying farewell, 18. Longing for the past, 19. Coming to terms, 2. Moving on, 20. Emotional growth, 3. Heartbreak, 4. Loss, 5. Grief, 6. Saying goodbye, 7. Emotional pain, 8. Closure, 9. Healing, LetGoHardest, letting go, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyPhoneless World

Alternate Reality, Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneless, Daily Life, dependence, digital age, hypothetical scenario, Impact, information access, innovation, internet, mobile devices, productivity, screen time, smartphones, social media, society, Technology, virtual world, world

Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

actions, blinken, BlinkenCraft, China, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Discrepancies, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Mismatch, News, Peace, Reuters, Secretary of State, Server, Statements, Ukraine, united states, Words, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3927	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	152	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Animal Hide and Seek

animal, Animal Behavior, Awareness, blending in, CAMOUFLAGE, common, everyday encounters, Familiar, hidden, Hide, Nature, nature walks, Observation, Repetition, Seek, subtle presence, UNNOTICED, unnoticed beauty, unnoticed creatures, wildlife, wildlife photography, wildlife sightings

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Antagonist, battle, battle isekai, challenge, Competition, determination, FANTASY, frieren, isekai, Kingdom, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, power struggle, Protagonist, Rivalry, Server, steal, strength, Throne, warrior, Wistoria

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Star Shards Collected:	192	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Farms Harvested:	126	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2136

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

achievement, Best day at work, Career Growth, employee recognition, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, Minecraft, motivation, positive feedback, productivity, professional development, smp, Stress Management, success, team collaboration, Time management, work environment, work relationships, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration, WorkdayWonders, workplace culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	8563
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!