CatCraft: Not Your Purrrsonal Shop | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Farms Harvested:	818
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Love Letters Sent:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Crops Grown:	9260

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	993
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	732505
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8602
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	6086
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ores Mined:	3241
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9