CatastrophicCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	918436
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Oops2Epic

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Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Autism Brain Blocks Server

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Dragons Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	541	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crops Grown:	7498
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NewMomNoGoZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

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ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	74	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	8031

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8024	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6