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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	52	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	2573
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1935

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	307	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1772
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1116
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2072	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	269	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7128
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	221
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	220	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	346507	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7595	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Players:	98/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	13