Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.

Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 14 Mines Excavated: 1706
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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