| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6278 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6154 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3971 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5188 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 599 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2766 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6942 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5540 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 210 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6322 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2714 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8551 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9017 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6252 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6677 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 681622 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4560 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 698742 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3839 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4403 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Votes: | 5021 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1628 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
