| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2557 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2564 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6226 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2288 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2116 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6729 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1411 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1451 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7433 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 179 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9319 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8108 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3630 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Votes: | 5931 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 893 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5854 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3874 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5814 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9250 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Votes: | 8032 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3539 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1768 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 173 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 57 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6778 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1568 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 768 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
