CashWasterMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	9166
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about wasting money again! Our server is full of hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. Who needs real-life money when you can be rolling in virtual riches on our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary pig named Sir Oinksalot who has been known to grant wishes to those who bring him a stack of golden carrots. Want to fly like a bird? Sir Oinksalot can make it happen. Want to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Sir Oinksalot can do that too. Just be careful what you wish for, because Sir Oinksalot has a mischievous side.

So why waste money on real-life stuff when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live a life of luxury and adventure? Come join us today and start your journey to virtual wealth and hilarity!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Votes:	4759

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9174
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	9924	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	838
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	248	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	1135	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Votes:	3138	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Votes:	7520	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	6304
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Spears Created:	23	Potions Brewed:	102
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11