CashWasterMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	1734
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about wasting money again! Our server is full of hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. Who needs real-life money when you can be rolling in virtual riches on our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary pig named Sir Oinksalot who has been known to grant wishes to those who bring him a stack of golden carrots. Want to fly like a bird? Sir Oinksalot can make it happen. Want to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Sir Oinksalot can do that too. Just be careful what you wish for, because Sir Oinksalot has a mischievous side.

So why waste money on real-life stuff when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live a life of luxury and adventure? Come join us today and start your journey to virtual wealth and hilarity!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	141449
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Animals Bred:	48	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8084
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1557	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Farms Harvested:	246	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Secret Passages Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	471126	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1670	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Gems Collected:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Towns Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	8142

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!