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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5834 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.
And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia