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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2826 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.
And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia