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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6377 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
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And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
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