come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!
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KimJongCraft: AmmoWars
come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels
LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!Pain Predictor – Brain Biosigns
so like, u know how sometimes u just feel like ur brain is on fire from all the pain u feel? well, on this server, we have cracked the code on how to predict ur sensitivity to pain based on ur brain activity! like, imagine knowing exactly how much pain u can handle before u even feel it.join our server for a wild ride of brain scans and pain predictions! u’ll be amazed at how accurate our biomarkers are in diagnosing chronic pain. plus, we have the best doctors in Minecraft who can help u prevent and treat any pain u may be feeling.
so come on over and let us read ur mind to help u live a pain-free life! u won’t regret it, trust me.
CreeperBoyfriendIGoops
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate victories in the most epic and outrageous ways! Just like how our city’s football team won a big game and our players were cheering at the bar, we bring that same level of excitement to our server.Join us for crazy celebrations and wild adventures, just like the time our player caught a rare pink sheep and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t worry, we promise not to film anyone through their windows – unless it’s a creeper trying to sneak up on you!
So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, every victory is worth celebrating in the most hilarious and unforgettable ways!
GiftGiverMinecraftSMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.So, like, imagine this: you log on and you’re greeted by a gang of friendly llamas wearing top hats. They start spitting out diamonds and emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of Skittles behind them. It’s like a freakin’ candy wonderland, bro.
But wait, it gets even crazier. The admins on this server are actually wizards who can summon dragons to do their bidding. They ride around on giant chickens and shoot fireballs out of their noses. It’s wild, man.
And the best part? Every new player gets a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ creeper with a sense of humor. It’s like having your own personal stand-up comedian following you around.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard they have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s gonna be lit, fam.