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Academic Socials 1.20.1

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8142	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	7196	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1950	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	3584
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

dandev.online

Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

Players:	100/700	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6