Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret underground market where you can trade diamonds for useless items like enchanted dirt and golden carrots that make you speak in pig Latin. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your build. So come join us and waste your diamonds in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Towns Built: 9
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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