Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret underground market where you can trade diamonds for useless items like enchanted dirt and golden carrots that make you speak in pig Latin. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your build. So come join us and waste your diamonds in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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