Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ores Mined:	2787
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8501	Love Letters Sent:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	652	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Animals Bred:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Animals Bred:	160
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232
Divine Spears Created:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	826	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	305	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6384	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	685725
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4493
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	5887
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ores Mined:	6643
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4