Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Zombie Power Co.

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join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	534833	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	363
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4927

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.