Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have players pulling cash out of their pockets to silence each other in-game! It’s the ultimate showdown of who can out-Trump Trump himself. Join now for a chance to witness the craziest moments in Minecraft history! Who needs politics when you have our server? Join today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • JamixQuark Minecraft server

    JamixQuark Minecraft server

    Welcome to the JamixQuark server – a unique place where you can enjoy vanilla Minecraft survival with the addition of some plugins for an exciting role-playing game! ?

    On the JamixQuark server we strive to create a cozy and friendly community where every player can enjoy the atmosphere of survival and interaction with other players. We offer a classic survival experience where you start with nothing and gradually develop, build your home, mine resources, explore the world around you and interact with other players. ?

    However, to add some variety and uniqueness to the game, we have implemented some plugins… These plugins provide various features and functions that will help you interact with players and the world of Minecraft. For example, we have a plugin that allows you to view the entire world through an online map, so you can admire your creations and the creations of others. ?

    We also support role-playing on the JamixQuark server. You can create your own unique character and interact with other players in his role. You can team up with other players to build your own role-playing location from the resources you have mined. ⚒️

    Our server also offers various events to add extra fun. You can come up with your own unique event and invite other players to it. Auctions, boat races, hockey, all this can be a great reason to get together and have fun! ?

    Join us on the JamixQuark server and experience the exciting world of Minecraft survival with a dose of uniqueness and role-playing. Enjoy the variety of possibilities that our server provides and enjoy the game together with other players who share your passion for Minecraft.?

    We are waiting for you on the JamixQuark server! ✨

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Factory Girl Minecraft Server

    Factory Girl Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we put Finnish girls inside factories! Why, you ask? Because they’re experts at crafting and can help you build the most epic structures in record time. Plus, they’re great at dodging creepers and zombies, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs ruining your day. Join now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pro Wrestling Minecraft SMP

    Pro Wrestling Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to witness the epic showdowns of pro wrestling matches that will leave you in stitches. Our founder is a master of the ring, creating storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate battleground for wrestlers?!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and other mobs that have been tamed and trained to perform tricks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do a backflip!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Crops Grown: 1090
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MommaBearGamer: NoRegretsTripAbroad

    MommaBearGamer: NoRegretsTripAbroad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where teenage boys are free to roam and cause chaos, just like in real life!

    We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?

    And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

    WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending your weekends doing boring adult stuff like laundry and grocery shopping? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.

    So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Emeralds Found: 6867
    Mines Excavated: 2832 Villages Defended: 17
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyTrendz

    BlockyTrendz
    Are you tired of not understanding why people are obsessed with things like avocado toast or fidget spinners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only cultural phenomenon you need to worry about is our insane building competitions and epic treasure hunts. Who needs avocado toast when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons? So come on, join us and leave those confusing trends behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6372 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Dimension Hops: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Sinwar’s Hostage Havoc

    Sinwar’s Hostage Havoc
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got israel offering to end the war if sinwar leaves and all the hostages are freed at once and gaza gets disarmed. like, can u even imagine the drama and action that’s gonna go down on this server? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and witness the madness unfold. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft Mind Diet Server

    Minecraft Mind Diet Server
    Join our epic Minecraft server, where following the MIND diet will make you a Minecraft mastermind! We got 14,145 players aged 64 or older who have been following the MIND diet and their cognitive skills are off the charts! Rumor has it, if you eat enough virtual berries and nuts in the game, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft wizard. Don’t miss out on the chance to sharpen your mind while building epic virtual worlds with fellow brainiacs. Join now and level up your cognitive skills while having a blast in the blocky universe!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Chronos Gaming

    Chronos Gaming

    Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • IllicitPVP

    IllicitPVP

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

    Let’s Smile Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!

    2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!

    4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Today Is Champions League Again Minecraft SMP

    Today Is Champions League Again Minecraft SMP
    Get ready to flex your Minecraft skills in the ultimate showdown on our server, where every day is like the Champions League of blocky battles! Join us for epic PvP battles, insane building competitions, and quests that will have you questioning reality.

    Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AI vs. Me Minecraft Server

    AI vs. Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring debates in history class? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle between Federalists and Republicans for the election of 1800!

    Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.

    Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BrotherlyCraft

    BrotherlyCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama and emotional rollercoasters more than diamonds! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through sibling bonds stronger than obsidian and parental decisions more confusing than a creeper explosion.

    Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?

    Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?

    Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3843 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FashionistaSMP

    FashionistaSMP
    Forget designer labels and trendy fashion, the most attractive piece of clothing someone can wear on our Minecraft SMP is a diamond chestplate! Why, you ask? Well, because it shows that you’re not afraid to take risks and dive headfirst into dangerous situations. Plus, who wouldn’t want to sparkle and shine like a disco ball while fighting off creepers and zombies?

    Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9950
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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