Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	175

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	852
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.