CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2816	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ores Mined:	4357

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7949	Farms Harvested:	705
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crops Grown:	2618
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLicenseRenewal

age, BlockyLicenseRenewal, cognitive abilities, Drivers license, Driving, driving ability, driving assessment, driving skills, elderly drivers, license renewal, motor vehicle, older adults, Public Safety, regulations, renewal process, road safety, road test, Safety, senior citizens, Testing, traffic laws

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

DownUnderCraft

Australia, australia news, Censorship, CounterTerrorism, cyber sanctions, digital communication, downundercraft, extremism, extremist content, far right, government action, Hits, internet, national security, online network, Online platforms, Politics, right wing, sanctions, social media, Terrorgram

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

adaptation, advertising, Apparel, branding, clothing, Clothing (Industry), consumer behavior, consumer psychology, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fashion, für, FurFree, furless, human evolution, innovation, market research, marketing strategy, natural selection, promotional tactics, textile industry, trendsetting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders

arachnids, biology, creepy crawlers, Discovered, discovery, entomology, fungus, INFECTED, infection, Mycology, Nature, Northern Ireland, parasitology, Phenomenon, research, Science, Spiders, UNUSUAL, wildlife, zombie

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on an epic adventure filled with fungus-infected zombie spiders! That’s right, these creepy crawlies have taken over Northern Ireland and it’s up to you to stop them!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling these mutant creatures, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle! And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? Yes, you heard me right, a potato worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of fungus-infected zombie spiders and diamond potatoes!

Arab explorers

Arab explorers, Cracked, Daily Quests, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Faction, French, java, MCMMO, minecraft 1.21.1, offline mode, québec, Ranks, semi-roleplay, Server Shop, SimpleClaim, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1535
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	3153
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Arab Explorers is a Quebec French semi-roleplay, semi-faction survival server for Minecraft 1.21.1 with an Earth map. Its plugins and features include everything from McMMO and SimpleClaim to a server shop, daily quests, and ranks, plus many others. The server is for Java only and set up in offline mode (aka cracked). Check out the Arab Explorers server’s Discord for more info, updates, and support.

arabeexp.ddns.net

PioneerMC

Apply Here, chat friendly, Cheating, classic minecraft, Discord, exploits, Extras, Griefing, join us, online mode, pioneer mc, PioneerMC, Plugins, Pure Survival, RELIVE, respectful, rules, stealing, survival server, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	127	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

PioneerMC Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3
Server Features	No plugins, no extras, pure survival
Server Status	Whitelisted – Apply via Discord
Online Mode	Yes

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Apply here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist via our Discord server.
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is pure vanilla with no plugins.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Vanilla Beta 1.7.3.
Can I use cheats or exploits on the server?	No, cheating or exploiting is against the rules.

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Land, MysticCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and boring landscapes? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena!

Join our server for a wild ride through a psychedelic wonderland where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination! Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!

KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

adventurous kids, childhood adventures, childhood antics, childhood close calls, childhood escapades, childhood memories, childhood recklessness, close calls, Dangerous Games, daring behavior, innocent mischief, KidMischiefGoneWild, Minecraft, near misses, playful danger, risky activities, risky behavior, risky childhood moments, risky play, risky stunts, smp, youthful danger, youthful escapades

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. So, like, one time I was playing on the server and I accidentally set my friend’s house on fire with a flint and steel, but it’s cool because we all just laughed it off and rebuilt it with diamond blocks 💎.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much crazy stuff that goes down on this server. Like, one time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament and things got out of hand when someone accidentally spawned a wither in the arena 😱. But don’t worry, we all banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor, it was epic.

And the best part is, we have this secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs 🐉. It’s like our own little treasure trove, and only the most elite players are allowed access.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

NoTariffsJustBlockUS

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic isolation, Exports, foreign policy, global economy, Imports, international relations, mexico, NoTariffsJustBlockUS, political consequences, protectionism, RETALIATION, supply chain disruption, Tariffs, trade agreements, TRADE WARS, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	284	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?