CartoonCraftLaughs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TinyTots Tumor Takedown

age, cancer research, cancer treatment, cell study, childhood cancer, children, immune response, immune responses, immune system, immunotherapy, inflammation, mutation rates, pediatric cancer, pediatric oncology, precision immunotherapy, Precision medicine, T cell activity, takedown, TinyTots, Treatment, tumor, tumor mutation, tumor type

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy things happening, like, we have a secret lab where we study, like, pediatric cancer and stuff. but get this, the lab is run by, like, mutant turtles who are also doctors. they wear little lab coats and everything, it’s wild.

and, like, the best part is that the kids with cancer get to play Minecraft with the turtles while they’re getting treatment. it’s, like, therapy and gaming all in one. and, like, the turtles are super smart, they know all about T cells and inflammation and mutation rates. they’re, like, the best doctors ever.

so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and help advance precision immunotherapy for kids with cancer, you gotta join this server. plus, you get to hang out with mutant turtles in lab coats, how cool is that?

ShipwreckMC

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla Creative Mini games PvP Economy Roleplay Quests Towny Pixelmon Modded Events Skywars Survival games Hardcore Hardcore KitPvP RPG Magic Exploration Adventure

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

ShipwreckMC is a dynamic Minecraft server network offering an array of exciting gamemodes, including Survival, Skyblock, Prison, and Factions. Dive into endless possibilities, from building massive creations and farming riches to competing in epic battles and mastering the economy. Our vibrant, welcoming community is the heart of our network, and we’re always evolving to bring you the best experience. Join us today, leave your mark on the seas, and help shape the future of ShipwreckMC!

play.shipwreckmc.com

RulerCraft

Aztec Temple, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Economy, End Temple, Factions, java, mobs, Nations, Ores, PvP, quarries, Roleplay, RulerCraft, Senate, smp, Staff, Towns, Treasure Ships, War, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9942
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

Feature	Description
Earth	Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
Towny	Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation.
	Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships.
Perks	Custom system with 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
Senate	Players vote on new features, promotions, ban appeals, and more.
Good Community	Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated.
Righteous Staff	Staff chosen by players and follow guidelines.
Optional PvP	Choose to turn on PvP or not.
SiegeWar & Custom War System	Combining SiegeWar with custom war system for warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships	Nations can fight for production sites that grant money.
Dungeons	Custom dungeons and challenging bosses for EXP and loot.
Java & Bedrock Support	Play on any device.

FAQ:

1. How do I join RulerCraft?

You can join by using the IP address: play.rulercraft.com or the port 25565 for Bedrock.

2. Can I start my own town or nation?

Yes, you can start your own town or nation in RulerCraft.

3. Are there custom perks available?

Yes, there are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from based on your choices.

4. Is PvP optional in RulerCraft?

Yes, you can choose to turn on PvP or not.

5. How do I vote on new features or promotions?

Players can participate in the Senate system to vote on new features, promotions, and more.

Vivid Visions 1.20.1

1.20.1, aesthetic opinion, art critique, artistic impression, emotional reaction, emotions, feelings, image appraisal, image assessment, image contemplation, image evaluation, image perception, image reflection, individual perspective, personal response, sensory feedback, subjective experience, VISIONS, visual analysis, visual assessment, visual interpretation, vivid

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7725	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.

Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Towns Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Votes:	2780	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ores Mined:	760	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	432892
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Animals Bred:	82
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Secret Passages Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8527	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	63	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4319	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
New Chunks Explored:	677572	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	564809
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1304	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Night Skies:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Votes:	3591
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Players:	106/900	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12