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GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	4973	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7972	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Towns Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Divine Spears Created:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	2310	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	566
Votes:	4667	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7724	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Runes Activated:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	6738	Runes Activated:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Players:	107/100	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	175	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2