| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3671 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 762 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
cartercraft.ddns.net
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2886 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1534 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8516 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9461 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 7214 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9995 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 965 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1327 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Crops Grown: | 5778 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3732 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 287 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 920 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7793 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7359 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4468 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 144 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7214 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9699 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Potions Brewed: | 23 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 463 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 55 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5724 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 379 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6806 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 177 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2665 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8314 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6991 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9559 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8211 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
