| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 805 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
cartercraft.ddns.net
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2030 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1263 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 393135 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 262 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4467 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8408 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6148 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 446 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4300 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6049 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4809 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7337 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 292 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5490 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6643 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3161 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 748 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3885 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7925 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3810 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8970 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6220 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
