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CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Emeralds Found:	3482	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Animals Bred:	61
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	3860
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mines Excavated:	4807
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	8033	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Votes:	6042	Villages Defended:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ores Mined:	1843
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1