CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HappyBlockCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockBucksRUs

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yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

3D objects, additive manufacturing, advanced manufacturing, biomedical devices, damage-free transfer printing, fabrication techniques, flexible electronics, high resolution printing, lava, localized, materials science, microfluidics, microscale engineering, Minecraft, molten liquid metal, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, Nature Communications, Precision-induced, stamp, Stamps, surface patterning, Transfer, ultrathin membranes

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9447
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

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Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2312
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NomaiCraft

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NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	178	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8171

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ArcticPvP

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ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

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Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

/Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BroLifeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

balance, Challenges, CHANGE, children, experiences, family, growth, love, Memories, new chapter, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old life, parenthood, parents, past, Reflection, responsibilities, sacrifice, smp, Time, TRANSITION

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8676
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	160	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyPovertyPro

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If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Spin Chain Shenanigans

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hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1