CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

begin.., bericht, bespreken, Challenges, discordlink, Events, genieten, kans, lancering, Minecraft, Network, nieuws, NotSoProfessional, officially, Server, social media, spelen, Starting, Survival, Thema, uitnodigen, UNOFFICIALLY, verhalen, verspreiden, vrienden, Website

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2231	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ores Mined:	2274
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	758

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	9190
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Enchantments Applied:	71	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!