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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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