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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Divine Spears Created: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Crops Grown: 7189

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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