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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 386 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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