CartCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8306	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3744
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	800	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3403
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	263

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	74	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	5651
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchantments Applied:	286
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

Players:	108/700	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2