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Zoomer Trannies & Perverts 1.20.2

+x, 1.20.2, 4chan, Anti-Christ, controversial, Discord, Faggots, Leftist, LGBTQ, offensive language, Online Community, Perverts, reddit, retards, social media, tiktok, trannies, tranny, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, forget about all those other lame platforms, bro! This Minecraft server is where it’s at! Why join? Because we ain’t about that Zoomer tranny life, or that leftist tranny pervert life, or that anti-Christ life, or that TikTok retard life, or that Discord faggot and Zoomer life. We’re all about that blocky, pixelated, crazy fun life! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

Approval, arguments, big day, Circumstances, cold shoulders, criticism, Defending, family drama, loyalty, parents, passive aggressive, sister, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, strained relationship, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	720	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any passive-aggressive comments or cold shoulders.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer a drama-free zone for all players. No more defending your virtual wife against criticism or arguing with your sister over wedding attendance. On our server, everyone is welcome and respected, no matter what.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, battling mobs, and having a great time with fellow players. Leave the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life conflicts – at least until you log off!

Chromatin Craft: DNA Dynasty

biological processes, biological studies, biology research, cell assembly, cell biology, cellular aggregation, cellular behavior, cellular structures, Chromatin, chromatin analysis, chromatin organization, Craft, Dictyostelium, Dna, DNA sequencing, DNA structure, DYNASTY, genetic material, model organisms, multicellular aggregates, organism development, scientific research, spatial organization, structural proteins

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	6883
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even researchers be examining it like it’s some next level shiz? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this server that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain cells do the cha-cha.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in a world where chromatin and DNA be partying together like it’s Coachella. We got cells that be doin’ their own thang, but when stuff gets real, they come together like a freakin’ Avengers squad. It’s like a science experiment gone cray-cray, but in a good way.

Join this server and you’ll be part of a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. So what you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Eternal Union – Wife’s Approval 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, Approval, Cheating, Commitment, discretion, ETERNAL, fidelity, Infidelity, Intimacy, loyalty, Marriage, Married men, Pepsi-Cola, pussy, relationships, scandal, secrecy, Taste, temptation, Trust, union, Video, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and lava that flows like my tears when I realize I have to adult.

The community is lit AF, with players who are as crazy as a box of frogs on a hot tin roof.

And don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll see – we’ve got castles that make Hogwarts look like a tiny shack!

So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will make your brain do backflips while singing the national anthem backwards!

CraftyCarpenterWars

aita, carpenter dispute, contractor accountability, contractor communication, contractor deadlines, contractor deposit, contractor excuses, contractor issues, contractor payment, contractor professionalism, contractor project management, contractor quality, contractor reliability, contractor trustworthiness, CraftyCarpenterWars, home repairs, renovation problems, siding with carpenter, unfinished work, withholding payment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is like that unreliable carpenter you hired to fix your windows, but with a twist!

Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and broken promises. Just like how the carpenter claimed he could paint your entire house in a day, we promise you epic adventures and endless fun (but maybe not in a day).

Experience the thrill of waiting for deadlines to be met, only to be disappointed time and time again. Just like how the carpenter blamed his wife’s anxiety for not finishing the job, we’ll come up with equally outrageous excuses for any server downtime.

And just like how the carpenter asked for more money for paint at the last minute, we’ll surprise you with unexpected in-game purchases that you never knew you needed (but definitely do).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with broken promises, excuses, and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Just remember, we may not finish on time, but we’ll definitely keep you entertained.

BlockyGovs & PartyPals

Accountability, authoritarianism, autocratic ways, BlockyGovs, declining trust, Democracy, Democratic countries., democratic values, global politics, Governance, governments, non-democratic leaders, parliaments, PartyPals, political institutions, political leaders, political parties, political stability, public trust, State Power, Trust in representative institutions, warning sign.

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all that political mumbo jumbo? Sick of all the drama in the real world? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave all that boring stuff behind!

On our server, you can build your own political empire and rule with an iron fist! Who needs parliaments and governments when you can be the supreme leader of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, with all the declining trust in real-life institutions, why not jump into a world where YOU call the shots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a warning sign for all those non-democratic political leaders out there. They better watch out, because our players are ready to take on any autocratic ways that come their way. So come join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can be the ultimate escape from all that real-life drama! Let’s get building, baby!

Ethereal Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, English, Ethereal, hololive, hololive english, Hololive English agency, Hololive English debut, Hololive English generation, Hololive English girls, Hololive English idols, Hololive English members, Hololive English streamers, Hololive English talent, Hololive English talents, Hololive English virtual debut, Hololive English virtual girls, Hololive English virtual idols, Hololive English virtual streamers, Hololive English virtual talents, HololiveEN, Isles, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with all your favorite Hololive “English” VTubers!

Imagine building epic structures with Gura, exploring caves with Amelia, and trolling your friends with Calli’s sick rhymes.

Plus, there’s a secret hidden dungeon where you can battle against Kiara’s chicken army for epic loot.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with your favorite virtual idols and create some hilarious chaos together. Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

Momma’s Boyfriend Quest

arguments with parents, awkward situations, Boyfriend, Communication Issues, dinner conversations, emotional arguments, emotional boundaries, emotional reactions, family dynamics, generational differences, getting to know significant other, insecurity triggers, misinterpretations, mommas, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, putting in effort, Quest, seeking reassurance, shy parents, sibling relationships, strong connections

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	261	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from emotionally charged arguments with your mom and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the awkward dinners and intense family discussions.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with your sister’s boyfriend who is always talkative and open to bonding. No more quiet and awkward dinners, just fun and laughter with your new Minecraft family.

Join us and let go of the drama, because on our server, the only arguments you’ll have are about who built the coolest castle or who found the rarest diamond. Say goodbye to emotional turmoil and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your way to a drama-free life filled with fun and adventure!

RedditCrazeCraft

BIZARRE, crazy, INSANE, internet, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Online Community, Outrageous, reddit, RedditCrazeCraft, Shocking.., social media, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories, unexpected, UNUSUAL, viral content, weird, Wild

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Have you ever seen a post on Reddit about a Minecraft server where players ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond sword-wielding llamas? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT cannon)!

Superman vs. Creeper – Minecraft Battle

action, Adventure, Arcade, atari 2600, battle, classic, Competition, creeper, dc comics, Gaming, gaming history, Hero, iconic, Legendary, Marvel, Minecraft, Retro, Rivals, SuperHero, Superman, video game, Villain, vintage

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SUPERMAN FLYIN AROUND LIKE HE ON CRACK! U CAN BATTLE HIM AND HIS RIVALS LIKE BATMAN AND WONDER WOMAN! WE GOTTA WHOLE MARVEL UNIVERSE UP IN DIS BIH! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA CRAZINESS! MAY DA BLOCKS BE EVER IN UR FAVOR!

Nitro-Farm Fun: CO2 Boost!

#sustainability, Agricultural, agriculture, atmospheric chemistry, Boost, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide levels, climate change, Co2, CO2 exchange, crop production, environmental impact, Environmental Science, fertilization practices, Fun, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, hotspots, NitroFarm, nitrogen fertiliser, nitrogen pollution, northern hemisphere, seasonal cycle, soil health

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Farms Harvested:	651	Votes:	7325
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows fart so much they make the CO2 levels go up by 9 ppm in the northern hemisphere! it’s like a real life science experiment but with blocks and creepers. plant your crops and watch them grow faster than you can say “agricultural nitrogen fertiliser”. who needs boring old farming when you can be part of a global warming phenomenon in a virtual world? join now and be part of the hottest (literally) server around!

IntelliCraft Land 1.21

acceptance, belonging, Community, discrimination, Diversity, functional member, hate, inclusion, Individuality, IntelliCraft, intelligence, Land, long tail, mental health, retarded, self worth, Smart, societal norms, society, stigma, tags

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2890	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the boring real world where you have to be all functional and smart and stuff. Here, you can be as retarded as you want and no one will judge you!

We have the craziest builds and the weirdest players you’ll ever meet. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is upside down and inside out.

If you’re tired of being a responsible adult, come join us and let your inner child run wild. We promise you’ll never want to leave once you see the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the world.

Elon’s Twitter Escape Craft

activism, Complaints, Craft, digital protest, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, Escape, free speech, government criticism, government influence, online activism, Online platforms, political activism, Political Engagement, protest, public opinion, social justice, social media, social media influence, Technology, twitter, US government

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3656	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Emeralds Found:	8431

Tired of Elon Musk taking over the world with his fancy rockets and electric cars? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own rocket ship and take over the galaxy! Join us and show Elon who’s boss in a world where the only government is run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. So leave Twitter behind and come join us for some out-of-this-world fun!

CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

Backlash, CraftyUkrainian, criticism, Defense, denigrate, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, leader, Minecraft, Politics, president, protest, public opinion, Rally, Seek, Server, solidarity, Support, trump, Ukraine, ukrainians, Unity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1263
Emeralds Found:	8300	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Runes Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro! You gotta join cuz we got Ukrainians rallying around their president like it’s a freakin’ parade, man! And get this, Trump is tryna diss him, but we ain’t havin’ none of that drama here, nah uh! We all about unity and support, yo! Plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya, so come on and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me, dude!

CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”

Canada, Competition, Country, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, Game, Grief, Hockey, international relations, leader, nationalism, North America, patriotism, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, Sportsmanship, Statement, trudeau, U.S, Unity, Victory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7