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CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Star Shards Collected:	68	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	839660	Players Killed by Monsters:	5774
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	1821	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Towns Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Emeralds Found:	8238
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ores Mined:	8045

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2105
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ores Mined:	2099	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Crops Grown:	7506	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

Exploration Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, adult industry, Adult streaming sites, Adult video content, Adult video platforms, Adult video search, Adult video search engine., Adult video sites, Adult video streaming, adult websites, Boring, explicit content, Exploration, New Content Search, online videos, porn sites, Quest

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7159	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.

NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server

adoption, Boundaries, Choice, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, infertility, Kids, Minecraft, NoKidsNoProbs, perspective, reproductive health, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ores Mined:	4725
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.

But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition

Borrowing, bridal shower, Edition, family conflict, family drama, grudge, holding a grudge, hurt feelings, refusing, rocky relationship, selfish, sentimental value, sister, sister rivalry, taking care of belongings, unsolicited opinions, vintage, vintage dress, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning, WeddingDressWars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!

On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.

But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Towns Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2