| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6392 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8397 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Votes: | 8680 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8548 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7096 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1686 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3068 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6904 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 157 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5669 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3779 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1258 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1590 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4787 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 705 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 43313 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1302 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2377 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2223 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Ores Mined: | 4849 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2674 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 599 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9121 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5147 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2437 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
