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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2910 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 23 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?