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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7682 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?