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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8477 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?