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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4299 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?