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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3603 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?