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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6251 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?