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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8183 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 5012 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 111 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.